Poor Carole, Last in WSJ and SurveyUSA Polls

Here are the results of the Wall Street Journal poll on the Texas gubernatorial race:

37.7% - James Richard "Rick" Perry
19.7% - Christopher "Chris" Bell
17.5% - Richard "Kinky" Friedman
14.1% - Carole Keeton McClellan Rylander "Grandma" Strayhorn

These results echo the most recent SurveyUSA poll which also lists Carole as dead last:

35% - James Richard "Rick" Perry
21% - Richard "Kinky" Friedman
20% - Christopher "Chris" Bell
19% - Carole Keeton McClellan Rylander "Grandma" Strayhorn

The internal numbers within the SurveyUSA poll confirm that C4n3p is DEAD LAST among

(1) men,
(2) voters 17-34,
(3) voters 35-49,
(4) voters with college degrees,
(5) voters with grad school degrees,
(6) voters who make under $40,000,
(7) voters who make over $80,000,
(8) urban voters,
(9) rural voters, and
(10) throughout Harris County.

So what exactly is her ideal demographic?