Anyone But C4n3p (Carole 4 Names, 3 Parties)

Texas gubernatorial candidate Carole Keeton McClellan Rylander Strayhorn can't make up her mind when choosing among her 4 last names and can't decide which party she identifies with (she was a Democrat, then a Republican, and now claims to be an Independent) so how will she ever be able to govern Texas? C4n3p (that's short for Carole 4 names, 3 parties) must be stopped!

Monday, July 24, 2006

Wall Street Journal: C4n3p Crashes and Burns

According to a new Wall Street Journal/Zogby poll, Carole 4Names, 3Parties (c4n3p for short) is crashing and burning while Perry remains vulnerable and his lead continues to shrink and Bell remains in second place with his numbers growing and Kinky numbers also continue to rise while he remains in third place.

38.3% - James "Rick" Perry
20.8% - Chris Bell
20.7% - Richard "Kinky" Friedman
11.0% - Carole Keeton "McClellan Rylander but-not-Grandma" Strayhorn

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